John Entwistle 7: Music From Van-Pires

Sporadic reunions with The Who helped keep John Entwistle’s wine cellar stocked, but it wasn’t enough to scratch his performing itch. While he waited, he took part in a supergroup with Keith Emerson, Joe Walsh, Jeff “Skunk” Baxter, and Simon Phillips, but even they didn’t make it past a tour of Japan. He toured with Ringo’s Third All-Starr Band, and filled a similar role in an Alan Parsons-sponsored Beatles tribute. But his most consistent supporters Stateside were the other members of the John Entwistle Band, anchored by Steve Luongo on drums and vocals, and featuring a guitarist who happened to have the surname of Townsend. The combo made the rounds of clubs and small theaters, as well as the “emerging artist” stage at Woodstock 99, with a mix of new numbers and Who favorites. Outside of their Left For Live album (first released in 1998 and expanded following his death in a so-called deluxe edition) the only studio work the band did was for the soundtrack of an animated kids’ TV series.

We’ve never seen Van-Pires—and apparently we’re not alone in that—but it reads like a cross between Transformers and Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. Supposedly John was asked to provide a new song per episode, more as a friendly gesture, yet it’s unclear how they thought, given the dark humor in his catalog, his stuff would fit. Nonetheless, well after the show was cancelled, he finally found a distributor for Music From Van-Pires, and had something else he could sell at shows.

The album did give him a chance to indulge his love of spooky movie music and macabre lyrics. “Horror Rock” is the instrumental theme for the show, and like a lot of the rest of the album has the guitar double the bass line, a habit he never quite shook. Likewise, Luongo’s drumming style encourages his boss’s worst arena rock tendencies, and just about everything is just too loud. “Bogey Man” stands out because it utilizes an unused Keith Moon drum track, but we only know that from the liner notes. Leslie West shouts and shreds on “Don’t Be A Sucker”. The piano-based “Back On The Road” is another plaint of the touring musician, and more along the lines of what we know he could do, though what it’s doing in a kids’ TV show is unknown, just like most of the rest of the album. Unfortunately, most of the rest of the album is also too much the same, lacking dynamics or variety, and when he’s not singing, it’s hard to care, frankly.

The John Entwistle Band Music From Van-Pires (2000)—2½