Programming Alert (August 2018)

Due to shenanigans on the part of property managers, planning and zoning committees, union officials, and likely people still not happy with our less-than-glowing assessment of Bob Dylan's Desire album, Everybody's Dummy is not yet installed in our new headquarters, and therefore inadequately equipped to resume regular posting. However, we assure that our staff is indeed working toward those goals, as we are eager and determined to return full-strength. Thank you for your patience, and please keep reading.